A plank up your nose

Jack walked around with a plank in his eye
it became a problem when he claimed to spy
a speck in the eye of a friend named Jim
Jack said to himself in love I must confront him

So he barged right up at the special time he chose
But the plank in his eye went right up Jim's nose
Despite Jim's protests Jack was quite undeterred
After all this was important and Jim was cornered

Boldly he went on and on with his censure
"What's wrong with you?" Jim roared back in anger
Can't you see your plank is stuck up my nose
But Jack's words continued to rain like arrows

Jim walked out saying I can't take anymore of this stuff
And Jack stood indignant in a self-righteous huff
He tried phoning him later but Jim refuses to talk to Jack
After all if he shoved a plank up your nose would you call him back